I'll give a serious answer to what I assume was a flippant question.
No, I didn't see Tiger Smith keeping but, when I was a schoolboy and he was already pretty old, he did give me some coaching tips which, to my shame, I think I largely ignored.
One surprising fact about Tiger is that he starred as a wicket keeper even though he had lost the tips of two fingers in a works accident (at Cadbury's, I think).
As for Dick Spooner, in my first ever match, I saw "K. Miller stumped Spooner b Hollies 0". I think it was probably a routine stumping but all I saw was the bails come off and I thought that the great Keith Miller had been bowled. So when it came up on the scoreboard as stumped, I marvelled at the quickness of the hands that had deceived my eyes.
There were plenty of excellent wicket keepers around in the fifties so the fact that he was regarded as the natural deputy to Godfrey Evans means he must have been good. And the person who deputised for him for Warwickshire, Esmond Lewis, was also recognised as really good and played several times in the Gents v Players matches.
As for others not mentioned, Geoff Humpage was an excellent wicket keeper/batter; and going back very many years even before my time, Arthur Augustus (Dick) Lilley starred for both Warwickshire and England.
I still think that Keith Piper was the best that I have seen.